These beauties right here. They are the Book of Bayern. A lot of people dismiss them as stupid fairy tail want-to-bes, but they are far from it. Also the descriptions on the cover are shit they only describe the fist 60 page of per book. Now allow me to break it down book by book. (If my terminology it wrong I apologize. I haven’t read them since 7th grade)
This fab book follows the wonderful Yellow Woman Andori aka Ani aka Isi. She is a bamf and pure awesomeness. She is the princess of a small kingdom called Kildenree. When she was a baby her aunt taught her the language of birds, but her mom said it was inappropriate for a princess and it’s inferred the reason her aunt left is because the queen made her. Well for the rest of her childhood Ani is treated like a delicate fuck because one night after her aunt left and she was banished from visiting the goose pond Ani sneaks out and nearly dies of hypothermia next to said pond. The only time she’s not treated like a delicate flower is when she goes riding with her dad, but one day he falls off his horse cause he’s stupid and dies. At his funeral Ani’s ass hole mother announces that instead of Ani taking the throne like she was supposed to she is going to marry the Prince of Bayern, a monstrous country that could destroy Kildenree just by sneezing, and her bro Caleb will take the Kildenree throne instead. Now the thing is on Ani’s trip to Bayern a crazy person, who I will not name do to spoilers, attacks Ani’s party and takes Ani’s place as the princess. Ani escapes, but the imposter puts a bounty on her head so ANi is trying to get back her identity and kill the bitch that took it from her all while working as a goose keeper at the castle and trying to get back in touch with her bird speak ,and learning she can also speak wind like a pro. And that’s super awesome cause wind was a lost language.
This book right here is the best one. This book takes place a few months after the Goose Girl and follows Ani’s (who now goes by Isi) best friend and all around bamf Enna. Enna is back chillin at her home when her bro shows up with some crazy ass fire wood. Well the fire wood has got fire language written all over it and he reads it and can now control fire. He decides to be a medieval super hero and joins the army to fight the on coming war with Tira. Well he’s a dumb fuck and burns himself out by barbequing the enemies, thus barbequing himself.
Liefer is very stupid. Well anyway Enna is like “Dumb brospeh what is wrong with you. What was so great about your secret fire stick anyway” and reads the stick herself. Well obviously she get’s the fire powers now, and the book is her trying to stop the war dealing with People Speaking dick rags (people who are very talented in getting people to do shit because they are basically super charismatic brain washers), and trying not to get burned from the inside out like her bro. READ IT!
THIS BOOK IS A RIOT BECAUSE RAZO IS THE LEAD! Razo is another old friend of Isi’s and Enna’s and happens to be a soldier for Bayern. This book follows him trying to hunt down a dick wad trying to sabotage the peace meeting between Tira and Bayern to stop the war. HE also runs into super mega badass Dasha during this who is the Tiran ambassador. He learns that she speaks water like a bamf for once it’s the boy that is a love sick puppy and not the girl. Dasha ends up saving Razo’s ass multiple times and Razo get’s self esteem BECAUSE HECK YEAH THIS BOOK HAS VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS!
Then we have the finale installment, Forest Born. This one follows Rin who is Razo’s mega badass little sister who could probably kill anyone one and everyone
except Enna cause Enna is the best Rin is having issues cause she used to seek comfort from the trees. She doesn’t know why but when she was younger she felt like she could almost understand them and they’d always reflect back her happiest thoughts, memories, and feelings to her. But then she pulled a dick move and now the tree’s make her feel like shit there’s no other way to put it. She figures getting a job at the castle with her bro Razo and his pals in the city away from the trees would help. but NO! Some bitch comes and kidnaps Isi’s adorable as fuck kid and the entire fucking group is crazed and more war almost starts and Rin saves everyone and finally the wicked bitch is gone because Rin saves the day! (There’s more to it but this is just me explaining it quickly trust me it’s fab)
In conclusion this series is great and wonderful. It never get’s the love it deserves and people really should love it. It’s great for people on tumblr because of the great strong female leads in it. Men aren’t depended on and women take care of there own shit. Not to mention name a Frozen AU with different powers and you have four of them right here. READ THIS PERFECT SERIES!!! GIVE IT LOTS OF LOVE! Please and thank you this was a PSA by Murray